Alrighty then, this here is for when you want to read something very light. Very Light. OOh, like People or The Enquirer. You don't really want to have to pay too much attention, and really this is more of a "Hey everybody, party at my house!" kind of drink.
I don't really have a name for it, but if you come up with one it should probably have Southern in it according to protocol or something.
1 Fifth of Southern Comfort
1 Fifth of Ameretto
1 Gal Pineapple Juice
1 Large-ish Jar of Maraschino Cherries (juice and all)
Mix all together and let sit for an hour or so, so the cherries soak in some of the liquer (yum) Also if you're feeling particularly frisky (and if you're making this how can you not be?) you can add pineapple chunks too. Be sure to eat these, they will have quite the yum factor.
All in all a very sneaky kind of drink. So please drink responsibly. ;-)