Regularity ;-)

I feel like such a posser posier poser. I have this blog that just sits here getting dusty. I read all these people I don't know (but feel like I do). I try to comment if the inspiration strikes. But I'm just not regular, damn it! (heh, heh I wonder if they make laxative for blogging)

Anyway I guess I just don't have the necessary gene for this. I'd like to be able to just run rampant about what happened yesterday... um... nothing? Or write several paragraphs on how I took the dog for a walk and he pulled me through puddle after puddle of gross mud (yeah that didn't happen, and it still only took like one sentence). Maybe my life is just too boring (yeah, it's not I promise I don't want anymore excitement), or I just suck at this whole writing thing in general. <- that right there is probably it in a nutshell.

Whatever, I'm still here trying to keep it regular (heh, heh still cracks me up). I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry I suck and I'll try to remember that it would probably be funny to read about how my dog that likes to sit in my lap when I'm in the recliner, once jumped into my lap and sat right down in my full bowl of cereal. You know it's not funny when you're kinda late to work because of it, but in retrospect, it is kinda funny that I said "fuck it," and ate the cereal anyway, then changed.

Here's to me trying to remember that I too can be regular. Even if that means once a week or something. (also can I just say how bad that would suck)

Jerry's Kids need your help

I am being locked up for "Good."

Help Me

I have to raise $1,600 by Jun. 2 or they'll lock me up.

If you are in the giving mood and want to help keep me out of jail go here.

If you would rather they keep me, they can be bribed here.

I am such a thief...

I am a new reader of The Bloggess and can I just say, um... WOW! She is one funny ass chick. Well today on her site was a video she had created on xtranormal.com. Leading me to see what I could make... Well here you go:



Heh, heh... Grandpa gets the credit for this one!

Red Water

This song makes me cry everytime I really listen to it.

Where'd I go?

I know I suck. Let's just get that out of the way now. But every time i try to think of something to post, it doesn't really seem to hold my attention. Of course nothing really seems to hold much of my attention anymore. I'm 2 episodes (3 tonight) behind with Heroes, I haven't even tried to watch Ugly Betty in 2 weeks or so (so lost there) I haven't really turned the T.V. on for the last 2 weeks. And just so you know I am usually an avid T.V. person (well if someone else turns it on anyway). Left to my own devices I just sit and read or stare at the wall.

I did manage to watch Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium on Saturday though. Really nice movie. Made me cry a few times though. Damn emotional scenes. I'll never get over how good some actors really are. Dustin Hoffman is the man!

I just thought I'd pop in and tell you what's goin on. Oh, and let all you man cleavage fans down lightly... I just couldn't get anyone to pose for me. I think it might be inappropriate if I just take the picture and post it without their approval. So I'm off to figure out where I went. Let me know if you see me so I have a good chance to start looking in the right place m-kay?